FLIPBOOK: Band Wreckers

FLIPBOOK: Band Wreckers

Band wreckers are the worst kind of singers. They are those dudes who take advantage of an unstable group relationship and insert themselves in the middle. They break into a band and destroy their happy home. And who suffers? The children do. The children always suffer. All of those fans whose childhood memories of beloved bands are forever dashed by seeing step-singers replace their favorite vocalists.
 
These interlopers may take their hijacked groups to new commercial heights, but it's always a Pyrrhic victory. Their success is without honor. In most cases, however, the band wrecker gets to travel with his eloped bandmates on the road to career oblivion and package tours at county fairgrounds. It's a fate they deserve for cheating in the first place. Cheaters never win. You hear that, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones? You can't replace Robert Plant. A band makes a promise that's as deep as a marital vow: 'til death do us part. Remember that before you decide to hit the road with the winner of some Led Zeppelin sound-a-like contest.
 
In fairness, I have to blame the band too. It takes two to make a thing go right — or wrong. These bands know better and so should their second-rate frontman replacements. So, here are the worst band wreckers ever. They all have a special place in rock hell reserved for them. A place where hack tribute groups play all day and Barry Manilow plays all night.

See the singers who’ve ruined good bands in our Band Wreckers FlipBook.
 
VAN HALEN with SAMMY HAGAR
Van Halen are serial cheaters. First they broke up with David Lee Roth for Sammy Hagar. Then they cheated on Sammy for Gary Cherone. THEN they bring back Diamond Dave but boot bassist Michael Anthony. The Sammy affair is the most painful, though. It's like seeing an ex-spouse make a bunch of money after you split.
 
INXS with JD FORTUNE
OK, their lead singer died, but no one deserved such a shameless disrespect to Michael Hutchence's memory. And then the best they can do is some Vegas wannabe Lizard King named JD Fortune? They should have just formed a whole new band and changed their name. They could have called themselves NOXS.
 
THE DOORS with IAN ASTBURY
These guys actually DID change their name — TWICE. They’ve called themselves Doors of the 21st Century and Riders on the Storm, but it didn't matter or help. This was a total train wreck in every way. Thankfully, Ian Astbury came to his senses and returned his real family, the Cult.
 
QUEEN with PAUL RODGERS
The remaining members of Queen think that keeping Paul Rodgers’ name separate from the band name on the marquee will cause people to forget that he's not a band wrecker. Wrong! He's still a band wrecker, and Freddie is turning over in his grave for sure.
 
JOURNEY with About Every Other Singer in the World
This band has gone through three different lead singers all trying to replace the signature man-chick wail of original vocalist Steve Perry. Each one had been a bigger embarrassment than the last. In the immortal words of Pete Townshend, "It's the singer not the song that makes the music move along."

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crono999

crono999

August 03, 2009 - 02:40 AM GMT

I'll have to disagree with you on your portrayal of J.D. Fortune.

He was not a "band wrecker" at all and he had legitimately performed in a contest that was decided by INXS to be a good fit for the band. I'll admit, he was a damned fool for starting drugs, but overall he has a great vocal talent and can perform any of INXS's greatest hits well. He was a great fit for a great band in my opinion. I saw them in concert in Va. Beach and thought they did a wonderful job.

Daburcor

Dan

November 26, 2008 - 01:23 PM GMT

I agree with most of these, but actually enjoy some of what Queen + Paul Rodgers have done. There are a couple of really good tracks on their album. They're still not a patch on Queen with Freddie, but not necessarily BAD.

bluedevilboy2005

BlueDevilBoy

November 25, 2008 - 08:38 PM GMT

You are an idiot, Shawn Amos. Tommy DeCarlo and Michael Sweet, saved Boston. They gave so many fans across the nation something to hold onto after Brad Delp passed away. Together they brought that sound we loved back to us, something we thought we would never hear again. The concerts that Boston performed this year were the tightest, best sounding shows that I have ever heard Boston perform. You must either be getting hard of hearing in your old age, or your musical tastes just completely suck!

Let me hear you holla back at this

bluedevilboy2005@yahoo.com



brenner

brenner

November 25, 2008 - 10:20 AM GMT

As far as the YES band-wrecker reference is concerned, the editor for this article clearly did not do ANY homework as the picture is that of pianist David Benoit-- not YES tribute band singer Benoit David whom, as I can attest, to did a very commendable job 3 nights ago in Westbury, NY. He did not assume a "leadsership" role and was respectful and faithful to the songs as they were originally written and performed.