Vouty Old Blonde says:

That's What I Said

• 
  On GetBack Rock 'Stache Awards ...

  I said "Don't forget the late Harry Reams and his gooey 'stash."
• 
  On Which celebrity do you think owes someone an apology?...

  I said "George W. Bush owes apologies to the families of the millions of people who have lost their lives because of his arrogance and lack of intellect. Then there are the rest of us who were propelled to the brink of destitution because of his greed. While he lives the good life on his hidden ranch, the rest of us are down to our last few bucks and no prospects for work. Yep! Bush has some big time apologizing to do."
• 
  On What stars did we miss that have really let themselves go?...

  I said "I'm 56 and I am jazzier now than when I was in my twenties. I sure don't want some pretty boy airhead to spead my time with. The low intellect of the writer of this sad little article, and the dimwittery of the editorial staff who believed this piece would have entertainment value, shows us that "new-grad" entertainment journalists just don't have the chops or the class to work in the industry. I wish a pox of deep-crease wrinkles, inflated bellies, and early onset Alzheimer's on them all."