guitar.dude says:

That's What I Said

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  On U2: Rattle and Hum...

  I said "LOL@"politically involved quartet!" Yeah, wasting $40 million on a stage while every other African is dying is SO politically active. Bono is a hypocrite, a dickhead, an illiterate, stupid bully and a shameless fat lie. The other three are worthless as musicians and as human beings but at least they don't pretend to care about anyone or anything but money."
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  On Electric Guitar Innovators...

  I said "How did the Village People cowboy end up on this list? By being gay? Because Edge surely can't play."
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  On Electric Guitar Innovators...

  I said "The Edge is a joke, of course - a moron who can't play a single riff right and is useless without $50.000 worth of delays, reverbs, choruses, harmonizers and probably a guitarist or two in the back who REALLY play(s) the parts while the retard contorts and strikes poses on stage. Calling that asshole a guitarist is an insult to real guitarists and the instrument itself."