inaffittoooften says:

That's What I Said

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  On Adam Lambert and the Greatest Gay Musical Icons of All Time...

  I said "Shemp, me thinks thou doth protest too much. "Who cares[?]". No one, it's just an entertainment article. Relax a bit, your taste in music isn't going to "out" you. lol!"
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  On Celebrities Sued By Neighbors...

  I said "How about living in what used to be a nice neighbrhood until all of the people with barking dogs that get no attention, walks, or shelter bark constantly, and have chased my children down who ran because they were terrified of one of the dogs that had already mutilated a neighborhood kid who's parents did nothing? Two of the new people on my street have dogs that have competitions to see who can bark the longest. My next door neighbor's wins. 48 hours straight is the Guiness Book of World Record's, and this dog holds it. When confronted about her barking dog, and abusive children, she denies everything. She even came up behind me and tried to scratch my eyes out, leaving an infection and a scar! The cops did nothing. Where can I hire one of these celebrities neighbor's lawyers?"
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  On GetBack Rock 'Stache Awards ...

  I said "'Stache's have always made a guy look homosexual to me. Not older men, just the younger guys. When my hubby tried to grow one, I called him Freddie Mercury for weeks, until it drove him to the clippers and a fresh razor. No offense meant to Mercury and his unbelievable talent! His 'stache was completely appropriate for the times...and lifestyle. Will you please make sure to keep Getback free of spammers like "seeking a suga man"? I have already placed my complaint, and hope other's will too. Thanks."
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  On Madonna is 51 and Desperate...

  I said "This is not "taking care" of your body, this is ANOREXIA."
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  On Kanye Faces East: Musicians Who Find God...

  I said "Why do Christians always think it's their job to bash other religions? Yeah, honey you know the one and only truth, right? I guess you had better hope so. I'm pretty sure Christ didn't say "go out and bash all other religions". This kind of mentality from Wildfire is what makes people run away from Christianity. Hell, fire and brimstone, right? Pffft."
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  On Happy Halloween...and Merry Christmas...

  I said "Oh God in Heaven! I did smirk a little over the little Amy mann thing, but Christmas? This year? It's going to suck. I despise how they start shoving it down our throats before Halloween is even over! My husband has been out of work (not for lack of trying believe me, try 30 resume's, well-written, by all the "new" rules, I might add) and my kids just might get a lump of coal, not because they are bad, but what's the going rate on coal? maybe I can afford that? Bah Haumbug indeed. This commercialized propaganda, selling cd's for far off lands, hey seel some for people that are behind on their mortgage, and will probably lose their home right about Christmas time! Maybe stop buying $1k shoes, and $10K dresses that you will never wear again, and reach out to an American in need? Screw this Christmas."
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  On Our Favorite Gay TV Characters...

  I said "Jesus Carla been in the Dark Ages much? We ALREADY HAVE HAD gay characters on TV! Crawl out of your little hole in in Bum-F'n-Egypt and get some rabbit ears on your TV, for God's sake! Are you serious? Ewwww, people like you are sooooooooooooo stupid. And no, I am not gay, 19 years of heterosexual marriage under my belt as of next Monday, thank you very much, and I'm only 38! It's people like you that keep rascism, ageism, all those dirty little "ism" words alive and breeding in America. Hello, Carla sweety? Guess what? We even have a BLACK PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!"
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  On TV's Greatest Oddball Characters...

  I said "I think there is quite possibly no bigger thrill than turning in spammers."
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  On It's a Long Way from Erotica to She Wolf...

  I said "Air humping, kind of like "air guitar". They should have big contests for air humping too. Oh, nevermind, that's done at any club on a Friday night."
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  On Celebrity Phobias and Obsessions...

  I said "I don't touch door knobs either, especially public ones, and ESPECIALLY public restroom knobs. I use a paper towel, kleenex, or napkin. They are filthy. It's not a phobia, it's the facts. Grosser than gross. And anyone that saw Stephen King's "It" when they were too young to have been allowed to see it, has an irrational fear of clowns, not to mention storm drains. I wont even let my children play near the one on our street! I guess I'm just a kook!"